#i gyatt proof

[dannnyghost]

Stan and ford mess around in the computer lab

[breakintomyhead]

this should be a copypasta

Rating the GOW Odinsons on how well they would twerk

Thor: 9

I think everyone can agree that Thor has the most booty!!! Like??? He's double-cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon with hella ass!!! When the sun is still out!!! So he seems like a perfect 10/10 right??? Well unfortunately Thor needs to get tipsy first because there's no way in Hel he's gonna twerk sober!!! As a result of his drunkness, I don't think Thor would have the best tempo and be perfectly on beat. However, his thunderous ass claps would hard carry.

Týr: 3

As much as I love Týr, there is no way he's getting a good rating. First of all, this man is built like a rectangle so there's barely any curves or ass. Secondly, I can't imagine him having any dancing skills because he's too shy to move his body and his long limbs make it difficult. Sure he traveled the world and saw new dances but out of respect, he wouldn't try any of it. Plus at the end of the day, he's a lanky white boy, so I don't think he has any rhythm. Tbh the only positive I can see is that he'll try his best.

Heimdall: -100

This man couldn't twerk to save his life.

Baldur: 8.5

Now why would I rate Baldur so high??? Well, firstly this man absolutely will twerk without question, so he doesn't need to be drunk to do any goofy shit. Secondly, he's crazy and skilled enough to try all sorts of twerking styles and methods (like twerking upside-down). Thirdly because of his (curse) immortality, he has unlimited stamina and can twerk for hours on end. Fourthly because he lacks physical sensation, his other senses are probably heightened and stronger. So it's likely that he can hear better and therefore be more on beat. Lastly, Baldur definitely has enough boredom and free time to master a dancing skill just for the fun of it. The only negative is that he has an average ass, so he can't get it clapping.

[tragedytells-tales]

Brooo I love your writing so much!! It’s literally so great😭 can you write the brothers (or just Lucifer and Satan if that’s too much) with a teen!mc (platonic obv) that is VERY gen z. Like if they’re able to have their phone while in Devildom then they would constantly be talking about stupid internet drama while using strange terms. They know the stuff they say is weird but that just encourages them to be even more unhinged and chaotic. I just thought it’d be funny :) thanks if you decide to do this!!

"I hear you loud and clear! My apologies for this taking so long, I was only able to come up with something for Lucifer and Satan."

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Lessons in cringe culture

Notes - Teen!MC, Headcanons, Shitpost, comedy just pure comedy

Characters - Feat. Lucifer and Satan

Summary - MC has a few ideas on how to make these ten million years old demons more modern. Are they good ideas? Who knows and who cares

Warnings - Not proof read

TW - None

Lucifer:

[ New word to vocabulary - Gyatt ]

- So MC teaches him gyatt. And not actually on purpose, but not on accident either. They had the thought of saying it out loud around him just to see if it would be a good enough substitute for "god" that they could say it without almost smiting the Avatar.

- They had the thought about a week ago and completely forgot about, but they couldn't just sit there silently when they got jumpscared by the newest update to celestialdrop Valley

"You can now drink mayonnaise."

- Either way he is scared of teenagers of MCs variety because he was sitting in pure silence, minding his whole business while MC did something on their phone, until suddenly they screamed from the top of their lungs

"GYATT DAMN?! LEVI YOU WON'T BEEEEELIVE THIS!"

- Not only did they startle him out of his old ten million years aged bones, and dared to swear in his presence, but then before running to show Levi whatever it was that sparked this outburst MC turned to him and asked

"Are you all good?"

"...Yes? Why would I not be?"

- They give him the most evil of smiles before leaving. The smile was so evil that it sent shivers down his spine, for a human it was a devilish little smile that he knew meant nothing but trouble.

- The things he'd give for a single one of his technically adopted family to be normal ( <-- He literally handpicked everyone in the house, and he's no better but he's also the oldest so )

- He asks MC about it later and gets a proper explanation, only thing is that now he can't ground them for the improper use of language because the use of "gyatt" was surprisingly clever and smart

- Damnit MC, stop getting the braincell!

- He genuinely starts using it in secret whenever he wants to say "goddamn", he dare not utter it around his brothers lest they start bullying him

- Jokes on him, he gets drunk and slips up in the group chat!

Satan:

[ New phrase to vocabulary - It's my turn with the braincell! ]

- Speaking of. One would think that because he reads so many things and has so much knowledge and is technically the youngest of his brothers that he would know at least a bit of funky phrases

- He does. He knows Devildom phrases specifically. But he's also stupidly smart, smart stupid if you will, so he takes things MC sometimes says a tad to literal

- So imagine his surprise when they say "Hey, it's my turn with the braincell. I need it for algebra, hand it over!!!" While studying with their friends

- If you imagined very, very surprised then you are correct

- Aka: he's worried about the amount of concussions MC must've had for them to lost so many brain cells that they need to borrow and take turns with them from others

- He would've also questioned where and how they’re getting the brain cells they’re borrowing if he weren't so concerned in the first place

- He genuinely asks them what kind of brain cells are they missing to see how he can help

- They tell him "My brother in christ, I'm simply jesting about" and now he thinks MC is a sickly Victorian child with a lack of brain cells who got cursed

- Congratulations MC, you've tricked the smartest person in the house, but at what cost?

- The cost of him texting the group chat that MC has lost brain cells and needs to borrow some, that's what. All because they're too busy laughing to properly explain, and now Levi and Belphi are clowning on everyone else because they ALL fell for it too

- The price of living with beings who are over ten million years old is a steep one

- He steals the phrase and instantly starts telling his brothers to borrow brain cells btw, he's adapting

- He's been stealing phrases from MC for a while now, but this one is his favorite

- ( They taught him "fuck this thing, fuck that thing, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool-" last week, they’re not allowed to be friends anymore )

AN - The idea of teaching Lucifer "gyatt" made my lungs hurt, but then the thought of Asmo learning "down bad", Beel learning "bussin", and Mammon learning "L + Ratio + you fell off + fatherless" also made me lose it. I just wasn't sure how to go about that. ( Also thanks for the compliment!!! I hold it ever so gently,,, )

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[motogp-is-my-hyperfixation]

So today I learnt that Marc’s back arch is not a figment of my imagination and actually archesssss and also like big gyatt???

Proof(taken by my own camera)

[matthewsturnioloo]

THE ALSO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE I HAVE A FAT ASS (I HAVE LIKE A LEVEL 3 GYATT THO)

Proof?

(This is a joke)

[tuesdaytangerine]

Im gyatt proof and baby proof anyway graphic for u

GRRRR OMG I LOVE YOU SMOOCHES YOU BUT I SMOOCHED TOO HARD SO WHEN I PULL AWAY MY LIPS STICK TO UR CHEEK LIKE GUM AND STTRETCH AND BREAK APART AHHH HOOLY SHIT MY LIPS WTF

[the-s1lly-corner]

I have GYATT to start rereading my stuff and proof reading it

[mondaymelon]

proof of my gyatt (it’s so big it wraps around the world and connects back to me) :)))

i am sane

w-w-woah!! lily... that's so.. admirable of you..! i could only d r e am of having a GYATT that big... stares...

i mean, for what it's worth? i have 80 dicks... and they can loop around the stars...

for your viewing pleasure, this image has been omitted.

[speedywithadhd]

THAT!! THAT IS PROOF THAT YOU AREN'T BART YOU SICKO!!!

BART WOULD KNOW WHAT A GYATT IS, IMPOSTER!!!!! VOTE HIM OUT CHAT I SAW HIM ENTERING THE VENT!!!

?? IVE NEVER JNOEN!

[ask-la-squadra]

Does anyone in the group have a Gyatt? And if so...i want proof

Maggi - i think that Risotto would have an aneurysm if i tried to explain what this is so to avoid it i'm not answering this

Melone - all of them have pretty nice shape however risotto, illuso, pesci, and gelato have dumpys

[theleechyskrunkly]

My rizz is so good fr like 3 people today screeched at the top of their lungs "GYATT" whenever I bent over to pick up a paper I dropped and someone called me this guy I know's girlfriend 🤪

i would tell them to kill themselves if anybody called me someone’s girlfriend unless they’re my certified girlypops 😁

and send proof of gyatt for research purposes 🥰

[urf4vsc0rpio]

pls your new dani oneshot omg so spectacular pls youve GYATT TO GIVE ME MORE DANI CONTENT im snarling for this woman and your lovely writing (also i hope ur doing well pook)

Lipstick

Daniela Dimitrescu x Fem! Reader

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: Fluff, don't read this if u have diabetes /j

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Let's see if these lipsticks are transfer-proof or not...

𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: COME GET Y'ALL'S FOOD !!! And tyy, I'm doing well <33 (Ps. Y'all are never escaping togachako.)

After picking up the lipsticks you ordered from The Duke, you muttered a small thanks in which he replied with “Pleasure doing business with you” before bidding farewell to him and happily skipping back into the castle with your bag of lipstick in hand.

Just as you opened the door to the youngest Dimitrescu’s room, you were immediately swarmed by her, a giddy smile plastered, eager to see what you had bought from The Duke. “What’s that? Wacha got there? Is it a gift for lil ol me!?” You were attacked by a ridiculous amount of questions from the redhead, chuckling in response at the girl’s curiosity. It was what you loved most about Daniela, so curious, so eager to find out.

“No it’s not a gift for you” You responded, ruffling her hair as you moved to sit in front of the vanity mirror, setting the bag down and earning a disappointed whine from the older woman as she went to sit beside you. “Then what is it?” She questioned “Lipstick…that’s hopefully transfer-proof” You murmured the last part under your breath in which your lover heard, her eyes lighting up with a happy gleam as if she had an idea. “Oh! What if you test it out on me? That would be fun! So fun! And you can see if they’re transfer-proof or not!” She suggested with an excited giggle, kicking her feet as she opened the bag without even asking for permission (Not like you cared) before neatly setting the lipsticks on the vanity.

“Is this just another one of your tricks to get kisses?” You asked, wasting no time to apply the first lipstick onto your lips, smacking your lips a few times so it would spread out evenly. “Maaybeee?” The redhead drawled with a proud smile. “Is it working?” Wordlessly, you answered by turning her head to face you before planting a kiss on her forehead then pulling away, a disappointed hum leaving your lips and a surprised gasp leaving your lover’s own lips.

“This one isn’t really transfer-proof” You said before kissing her nose instead to confirm “Yeah it isn’t” You murmured to yourself before glancing at the older woman sitting beside you, snickering quietly at the shocked expression on her face and the blush dusting her cheeks. “Why so flustered? Wasn’t it you who suggested this?” You teased, nudging her side lightly with your elbow. “W-well yea! But at least give me a heads up!” She protested with a whine, earning a laugh she so very loved from you.

“I’ll try” you said, wiping off the first lipstick before applying the second. “You want a heads up?” Before she could even reply, you immediately pressed a kiss on the corner of her lips followed by another one on her left cheek before pulling away. Relishing in the way her mouth opened at closed like a fish out of water. “Mean.” She managed to utter with a pout, pinching her cheek playfully as you spoke. “Yet you still love me.” “More than anything.”

Time passed by quickly throughout the whole thing, perhaps because you stopped to have an innocent lil make out session with the red head occasionally, maybe even planting a few kisses on her neck here and there just to mess with her. But by the time you went through every single lipstick you had bought, you managed to find at least two or three of them that were transfer-proof. Not only that, by the time you were done, your dear lover was absolutely covered in lipstick marks, from her forehead and down to her collarbone, perhaps a few love bites also adorned her neck, you can’t help it honestly, she was a bundle of joy and you wanted to shower her in the love and affection that your lovebug deserves.

You glanced at your lover who had went to lay in bed while you arranged your newly bought lipsticks properly on the vanity and what you saw was truly a sight for sore eyes. The redhead was laying on her back, lipsticks of different colours and a few love bites decorating her skin along with a happy smile present on her lips as little giggles escaped her lips followed by a dreamy sigh, her eyes looking all dazed and full of love as she stared up at the ceiling, giggling and humming to herself, sometimes even muttering to herself about how much she loves you. “Cute…” You murmured to yourself with a soft sigh which caught her attention, lifting her head slightly to look at your reflection in the mirror on the vanity where you sat.

“Am I cute?” She asked, wanting to hear it again.

“The cutest in the world.”

[elliotdeflateme]

HA! You wish. He told me I had that gyatt and got ‘head so good she honour roll’

You’re just jealous I got that hot dog and u didn’t

You haven’t even shown proof of this apparent interaction

@rebmcdonalds

[star-dust78]

dyde ur such a FREAKSTER I gyatt tooooo much proof of ur freaky activities!!

@star-dust78 would u do jst dance w/me fr

also would u love me more if i used my jst dance skills while dancing at school